Fart Jokes
The vain person
One who loves the smell of his own farts
The amiable person
One who loves the smell of other peoples farts
The proud person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
The shy person
One who releases silent farts and then blushes
The impudent person
One who farts badly and then laughs
The environmental person
One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution
The unfortunate person
One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
The nervous person
One who stops in the middle of a fart
The honest person
One who admits her farted but offers a good medical reason
The dis-honest person
One who farts and then blames the dog
The foolish person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
The thrifty person
One who always has several good farts in reserve
The anti social person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
The sadistic person
One who conceals his farts with load laughing
The strategic person
One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his/her
bedmate.
The intellectual person
One who can determine from his neighbours farts precisely
the latest food items consumed
The athletic person
One who farts at the slightest exertion
The miserable person
One who would truly love to but cant fart at all
The sensitive person
One who farts and then starts crying
The kind person
One who sprays room freshener after a good fart
The courteous person
One who will request permission before farting
The talented person
One who thinks his farts should be recorded