Fat

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it sead "one at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "sorry we don't do livestock."

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo momma so fat she has to buy 2 airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
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Dumb/Stupid

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and
sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left"
so she went home.
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Ugly

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.




Old

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old shes blind from the big bang

Yo Mama so old she was around when Pizza Hut was just a hut.